Actually Try, Now

Ah, yes, it turns out that all-stars don’t need an all-star effort to beat… *checks notes*… a bunch of schlubs in the office slo-pitch league.

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK:

Brien Aronov is Employee of the Week, and will be one of the folks getting a digital copy of Hell, Inc. Volume 4: “Mandatory” later today once I’ve put the finishing touches on the file! You can be one of those people, too, by supporting Hell, Inc. on Patreon! New subscribers at any level will receive volume 4 as well as over 1000 pages of other digital comics by me and special guest cartoonist Lukasz Kowalczuk!

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Next Week: B.L. Zebub reacts to adversity in a mature, thoughtful manner. Nah jk. Read it early on Patreon!

No Effort All-Stars

I love stories about pro athletes playing their sport with normal people in rec leagues or whatever. It’s easy to forget that superhumans are real, and they’re paid exorbitantly to put objects into particular places as efficiently as possible. So they’re like postal workers but with much flashier uniforms.

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK:

Joe Amon is Employee of the Week, and is one of the folks who has had access to Hell, Inc. book 3: “Team-building Exercise,” and, soon, Hell, Inc. book 4: “I haven’t titled this one, yet.” That’s, uh, that’s a working title. You, too, can have exclusive early access to the new book, including it’s book-only short story, “The Bad Chair,” by supporting Hell, Inc. on Patreon for as little as $1 a month!

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Next Week: It all comes down to effort! Read it early on Patreon!