Archive

2018

Feb 19, 2018The Snooze Button
Feb 22, 2018Such Fun
Feb 23, 2018The Beelzeboss
Mar 05, 2018Local Cockatrices
Mar 12, 2018Local Gorgons
Mar 19, 2018Horror of Eternity
Apr 02, 2018Hold, Please
Apr 09, 2018"Important"
Apr 16, 2018Tumour Muzak
Apr 23, 2018DOUG SMASH!
May 07, 2018The Daily Regret
May 14, 2018The Best Teacher
May 21, 2018Emotional Toner
Jun 04, 2018"Busy"
Jun 11, 2018Toner Rejected
Jun 18, 2018What The Here?
Jul 02, 2018Nobody Calls You
Jul 20, 2018Hell-Slave-Money
Aug 06, 2018Femur Harmonica
Aug 13, 2018Forgetful
Aug 27, 2018Nicknames
Sep 10, 2018Reading Is Hard
Oct 15, 2018Yo Yo Yo, Kick It
Nov 12, 2018Horny For Work
Nov 19, 2018Work the Butts
Nov 25, 2018Actual Chlamydia
Dec 03, 2018How!?
Dec 10, 2018Meat-ing
Dec 16, 2018Have A Nice Trip
Dec 24, 2018"Or Something"

2019

Jan 14, 2019Candied Sheep Day
Jan 21, 2019The Word is Butts
Jan 27, 2019His Brain Screamed
Feb 04, 2019Training Day
Feb 11, 2019Sleeve Time
Feb 25, 2019Intern Stuff
Mar 04, 2019Toast
Mar 11, 2019Fire Water
Mar 25, 2019Canadian Standoff
Apr 02, 2019The Chase
Apr 08, 2019Suffer In Silence
Apr 22, 2019I Think I Broke It
Apr 29, 2019The Line
May 06, 2019Nom Nom Nom
May 13, 2019Comedy
May 27, 2019After-Afterlife
Jun 10, 2019The Sellout
Jun 24, 2019Problem Solving
Jul 01, 2019No Plan
Jul 08, 2019Doug Flutie
Jul 15, 2019Panic Rules
Jul 29, 2019Ghost Butts
Aug 26, 2019Couch Spiders
Sep 02, 2019Abandon All Hope
Sep 09, 2019Exorcise Exercise
Sep 16, 2019Fart Bus
Sep 23, 2019Candied Sheep Lung
Sep 30, 2019Summoned
Nov 04, 2019Nuclear Fishin'
Nov 11, 2019Mucilaginous
Nov 18, 2019Inarticulate Rage
Nov 25, 2019Promotions
Dec 02, 2019Technical Terms
Dec 16, 2019Skyrocketed
Dec 23, 2019Home Run
Dec 30, 2019Pretend Rummaging

2020

Jan 06, 2020The Pain of Comedy
Jan 20, 2020Butt Fusion
Jan 27, 2020Potato?
Feb 10, 2020Vital Knowledge
Feb 24, 2020Eyes on the Prize
Mar 02, 2020Pot vs. Kettle
Mar 09, 2020Arms Like Noodles
Mar 15, 2020Sweaty Steve
Mar 30, 2020First Responders
Apr 13, 2020Princess of Hell
Apr 27, 2020The Floor is Lava
May 18, 2020Taking the Stairs
Jun 01, 2020Friiiiiends
Jun 15, 2020Too Much? Too Much
Jun 22, 2020Failure to Toady
Jun 29, 2020A Very Normal Face
Jul 06, 2020The Bad Chair
Jul 13, 2020R.I.P. Your Butt
Jul 20, 2020Tetris Brain
Jul 27, 2020The Bad Chair Wars
Aug 03, 2020Sneakity Swappity
Aug 24, 2020Chair Crimes
Sep 07, 2020Office Ninja
Sep 14, 2020Ping Pong Plan
Sep 28, 2020The Great Escape
Nov 02, 2020Champions
Nov 09, 2020Montageball
Nov 23, 2020I Live Here Now
Nov 30, 2020Brain Genius
Dec 07, 2020Satan was a Typo
Dec 21, 2020Super Sweaty Steve
Dec 29, 2020Homer'd

2021

Jan 11, 2021Actually Try, Now
Jan 18, 2021Emotional Growth?
Mar 01, 2021Demoted
Mar 08, 2021The Greatest Hits
Mar 15, 2021Elaborate Scheme
Mar 22, 2021Busted
Mar 29, 2021Re-promoted
Apr 05, 2021Subtlety
May 03, 2021Scrumptiosity
May 24, 2021Immediate Regret
Jun 07, 2021Carry On
Jun 14, 2021Fired into the Sun
Jul 19, 2021Deflated
Aug 02, 2021A Great Start
Aug 16, 2021Work Purposes
Aug 23, 2021I.T. to the Rescue
Aug 30, 2021Ambient Misery
Sep 06, 2021Puzzled
Sep 27, 2021Puzzle It Out
Oct 25, 2021No Fun For You
Nov 01, 2021The Normalest
Nov 08, 2021That Good Misery
Nov 15, 2021Solid Sara
Nov 22, 2021Lava Bees
Nov 29, 2021Dumb Dummy
Dec 06, 2021Butt Schedule
Dec 13, 2021Traumatized Again
Dec 20, 2021Drinkable Plans

2022

Jan 04, 2022A Good Pull
Jan 10, 2022O'Helliplans
Jan 24, 2022A Third Thing
Jan 31, 2022Soul Searching
Feb 07, 2022The Wrong Focus
Feb 28, 2022Object Permanence
Mar 14, 2022The Good Motor Oil
Mar 21, 2022Jazz Hands!
Apr 04, 2022One of THOSE Jobs
Apr 11, 2022Voluntold
Apr 25, 2022Correct Cowards
May 09, 2022Cerberus
May 16, 2022Back Soup
May 23, 2022Don't Suggest It
Jul 04, 2022Not A Good Time
Jul 18, 2022Exhausted
Aug 01, 2022Butt-based Stealth
Aug 08, 2022The Boot-lickening
Aug 15, 2022Excellent Taste
Aug 22, 2022Pretend Motivation
Aug 29, 2022Schadenfreude
Sep 05, 2022Wrong for the Job
Sep 12, 2022Not an Angel Drill
Oct 17, 2022Happy?
Oct 24, 2022Cheers!
Oct 31, 2022Santa Sez
Nov 07, 2022Punishment Drink?
Nov 21, 2022One For Everybody
Nov 28, 2022Solidarity
Dec 19, 2022Spiritual Quest

2023

Jan 02, 2023Iterative Toasts
Jan 16, 2023Diance Party
Feb 06, 2023Spirit-ual Journey
Mar 06, 2023What's Your Move?
Mar 27, 2023Even and Sticky
Apr 03, 2023Sobering Sponge
Apr 17, 2023Hard to Get
May 29, 2023The Bill
Jun 05, 2023Ladies Man Doug
Jun 19, 2023Spiralling Wildly
Jul 03, 2023Next Bus?
Jul 17, 2023Hell Transit, Inc.
Jul 24, 2023Bat-Steve
Jul 31, 2023Helen the Cat
Aug 21, 2023Hindsight
Aug 28, 2023The Worst Morning
Sep 04, 2023Floor People
Sep 11, 2023What IS New?
Sep 18, 2023Office Raccoons
Sep 25, 2023The Bee Tooth Rule
Oct 09, 2023Dougfinity
Oct 30, 2023Huffing Misery
Nov 13, 2023The Empty Cubicle
Dec 04, 2023Doris Noticed
Dec 25, 2023Brain Wizard
Jan 01, 2024Failure Chicken

2024

Jan 01, 2024Failure Chicken
Jan 15, 2024Hold Madness
Jan 22, 2024The Zen of Failure
Jan 29, 2024Organ Liquefier
Feb 05, 2024Workronomicon
Feb 19, 2024Regrettable Pluck
Mar 04, 2024Office Cult-ure
Apr 01, 2024Vital Science
Apr 15, 2024Guess Who
Apr 29, 2024ACTIIING!
May 06, 2024Maximum Shame
May 13, 2024Psychic Memo
May 20, 2024Chant Harder!
May 27, 2024Very Successful
Jun 03, 2024Meanwhile, Madness
Jun 24, 2024Fun Vampire
Jul 01, 2024Very Observant
Jul 08, 2024Hiring Judgement
Jul 22, 2024I'm Very Good
Aug 26, 2024So Many Sheilas
Sep 02, 2024Theatre Kid Help
Sep 16, 2024Slacking Champs
Sep 23, 2024Get Into It
Sep 30, 2024Nope, Don't Care
Oct 07, 2024Helpful Directions
Oct 21, 2024Embarrassing
Nov 04, 2024Speculate Wildly
Nov 18, 2024The Fighting Rays
Nov 25, 2024What's in a Name?
Dec 02, 2024Visual Learner