2018
Feb 19, 2018The Snooze Button
Feb 20, 2018Catching The Beelzebus
Feb 21, 2018Dog Souls Are The Best Souls
Feb 22, 2018Such Fun
Feb 23, 2018The Beelzeboss
Feb 26, 2018Definitely Delete The Search History
Mar 05, 2018Local Cockatrices
Mar 12, 2018Local Gorgons
Mar 19, 2018Horror of Eternity
Mar 26, 2018Executive Decisions
Apr 02, 2018Hold, Please
Apr 09, 2018"Important"
Apr 16, 2018Tumour Muzak
Apr 23, 2018DOUG SMASH!
Apr 30, 2018An Accounting of Harpies
May 07, 2018The Daily Regret
May 14, 2018The Best Teacher
May 21, 2018Emotional Toner
May 28, 2018Illusionary Photocopiers
Jun 04, 2018"Busy"
Jun 11, 2018Toner Rejected
Jun 18, 2018What The Here?
Jun 25, 2018Intern, Slave, Serf... Pick One
Jul 02, 2018Nobody Calls You
Jul 20, 2018Hell-Slave-Money
Jul 20, 2018Go Jump in a Lake of Fire
Jul 23, 2018Running Improvement
Jul 30, 2018Running of the Sheilas
Aug 06, 2018Femur Harmonica
Aug 13, 2018Forgetful
Aug 20, 2018He Thinks He's Funny
Aug 27, 2018Nicknames
Sep 03, 2018Why Do We Have This Place!?
Sep 10, 2018Reading Is Hard
Sep 17, 2018The Sticky Notes of Self-Confidence
Sep 24, 2018He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?
Oct 01, 2018Cockatrice Butts 2: The Re-Butting
Oct 08, 201899 Printers and I Forgot Which One
Oct 15, 2018Yo Yo Yo, Kick It
Oct 22, 2018Never Stop Screaming
Oct 29, 2018Your Plans Mean Nothing To Me
Nov 05, 2018Your Plans Mean Nothing to the Photocopier
Nov 12, 2018Horny For Work
Nov 19, 2018Work the Butts
Nov 25, 2018Actual Chlamydia
Dec 03, 2018How!?
Dec 10, 2018Meat-ing
Dec 16, 2018Have A Nice Trip
Dec 24, 2018"Or Something"
Dec 31, 2018And His Brain Vomited Forever
2019
Jan 07, 2019Nobody Reads the Fine Print
Jan 14, 2019Candied Sheep Day
Jan 16, 2019The Bravest I.T. Imp
Jan 21, 2019The Word is Butts
Jan 27, 2019His Brain Screamed
Feb 04, 2019Training Day
Feb 11, 2019Sleeve Time
Feb 18, 2019Shredder Sans Mutagen
Feb 25, 2019Intern Stuff
Mar 04, 2019Toast
Mar 11, 2019Fire Water
Mar 19, 2019Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin'?
Mar 25, 2019Canadian Standoff
Apr 01, 2019Fools Rush In... to the Elevator
Apr 02, 2019The Chase
Apr 08, 2019Suffer In Silence
Apr 15, 2019Are Glass Chips Not Food?
Apr 22, 2019I Think I Broke It
Apr 29, 2019The Line
May 06, 2019Nom Nom Nom
May 13, 2019Comedy
May 20, 2019Honourable, Horrible Monster
May 27, 2019After-Afterlife
Jun 02, 2019Seasons in the Abyss
Jun 10, 2019The Sellout
Jun 17, 2019The Annual Candied Sheep Riot
Jun 24, 2019Problem Solving
Jul 01, 2019No Plan
Jul 08, 2019Doug Flutie
Jul 15, 2019Panic Rules
Jul 22, 2019Satan Give Me Health Insurance
Jul 29, 2019Ghost Butts
Aug 05, 2019I Don't Make The Rules
Aug 12, 2019Operation: Flee In Terror
Aug 19, 2019Muster Point Massacre
Aug 26, 2019Couch Spiders
Sep 02, 2019Abandon All Hope
Sep 09, 2019Exorcise Exercise
Sep 16, 2019Fart Bus
Sep 23, 2019Candied Sheep Lung
Sep 30, 2019Summoned
Oct 07, 2019Mandatory Intramural Slo-Pitch
Oct 14, 2019Mandatory Intramural Overtime
Oct 21, 2019All Practice All The Time
Oct 28, 2019Hats, Crushers of Emotions
Nov 04, 2019Nuclear Fishin'
Nov 11, 2019Mucilaginous
Nov 18, 2019Inarticulate Rage
Nov 25, 2019Promotions
Dec 02, 2019Technical Terms
Dec 09, 2019How We Do Things Here
Dec 16, 2019Skyrocketed
Dec 23, 2019Home Run
Dec 30, 2019Pretend Rummaging
2020
Jan 06, 2020The Pain of Comedy
Jan 13, 2020Visions of Horror and Tetris
Jan 20, 2020Butt Fusion
Jan 27, 2020Potato?
Feb 03, 2020If I Don't Laugh, I'll Cry
Feb 10, 2020Vital Knowledge
Feb 17, 2020Be the Cockatrice Butt
Feb 24, 2020Eyes on the Prize
Mar 02, 2020Pot vs. Kettle
Mar 09, 2020Arms Like Noodles
Mar 15, 2020Sweaty Steve
Mar 23, 2020Shots, Shots Shotsshotsshots
Mar 30, 2020First Responders
Apr 06, 2020They'll Find a Way to Kill Her Again
Apr 13, 2020Princess of Hell
Apr 20, 2020Drag Me to Hell (from Elsewhere in Hell)
Apr 27, 2020The Floor is Lava
May 04, 2020It Would Have Been Better to Eat a Person
May 11, 2020Untitled Hell Comic
May 18, 2020Taking the Stairs
May 25, 2020You WANTED to Melt Your Skin Off
Jun 01, 2020Friiiiiends
Jun 08, 2020Don't Book a Massage in Hell
Jun 15, 2020Too Much? Too Much
Jun 22, 2020Failure to Toady
Jun 29, 2020A Very Normal Face
Jul 06, 2020The Bad Chair
Jul 13, 2020R.I.P. Your Butt
Jul 20, 2020Tetris Brain
Jul 27, 2020The Bad Chair Wars
Aug 03, 2020Sneakity Swappity
Aug 10, 2020Forgot How to Chair
Aug 17, 2020You're Scheming Too Loud
Aug 24, 2020Chair Crimes
Aug 31, 2020The Mediocre-est Laid Plans
Sep 07, 2020Office Ninja
Sep 14, 2020Ping Pong Plan
Sep 21, 2020Something a Coat Rack Would Say
Sep 28, 2020The Great Escape
Oct 05, 2020The Opportunity Cost of Chairs
Oct 12, 2020Anthropomorphized Shapes
Oct 19, 2020Anthropomorphized Shapesball
Oct 26, 2020Reasonable Practice Schedule
Nov 02, 2020Champions
Nov 09, 2020Montageball
Nov 16, 2020Time is a Flat Diamond
Nov 23, 2020I Live Here Now
Nov 30, 2020Brain Genius
Dec 07, 2020Satan was a Typo
Dec 14, 2020Stan's Satanic All-Stars
Dec 21, 2020Super Sweaty Steve
Dec 29, 2020Homer'd
2021
Jan 04, 2021No Effort All-Stars
Jan 11, 2021Actually Try, Now
Jan 18, 2021Emotional Growth?
Jan 25, 2021Somebody Else to Blame
Feb 01, 2021Champions of Unpaid Overtime
Feb 08, 2021The Most Terrible Punishment
Feb 15, 2021Terrible Step-stool
Feb 22, 2021A Promotion's a Promotion
Mar 01, 2021Demoted
Mar 08, 2021The Greatest Hits
Mar 15, 2021Elaborate Scheme
Mar 22, 2021Busted
Mar 29, 2021Re-promoted
Apr 05, 2021Subtlety
Apr 12, 2021Gloating Doesn't Have to Make Sense
Apr 19, 2021Stingerless Bees My Butt
Apr 26, 2021Clear Eyes, Full of Bees, Can't Lose
May 03, 2021Scrumptiosity
May 10, 2021Fried Tires and Nuclear Fish
May 17, 2021Worst Person in Hell
May 24, 2021Immediate Regret
May 31, 2021Less Immediate, Still Regret
Jun 07, 2021Carry On
Jun 14, 2021Fired into the Sun
Jun 21, 2021This Shall Not Stand
Jun 28, 2021Punishful Punishosity
Jul 05, 2021Punishment Delivery
Jul 12, 2021Professional Sit-Downers
Jul 19, 2021Deflated
Jul 26, 2021Hell, Inc. and the Deathly Silence
Aug 02, 2021A Great Start
Aug 09, 2021Very Different Problems
Aug 16, 2021Work Purposes
Aug 23, 2021I.T. to the Rescue
Aug 30, 2021Ambient Misery
Sep 06, 2021Puzzled
Sep 13, 2021Nothing to See Here
Sep 20, 2021Tetris Must Be Destroyed
Sep 27, 2021Puzzle It Out
Oct 04, 2021No Plan for Dying Inside
Oct 11, 2021Secret Misery Weapon
Oct 18, 2021A Very Short Mystery
Oct 25, 2021No Fun For You
Nov 01, 2021The Normalest
Nov 08, 2021That Good Misery
Nov 15, 2021Solid Sara
Nov 22, 2021Lava Bees
Nov 29, 2021Dumb Dummy
Dec 06, 2021Butt Schedule
Dec 13, 2021Traumatized Again
Dec 20, 2021Drinkable Plans
Dec 27, 2021Extreme Christmas Measures
2022
Jan 04, 2022A Good Pull
Jan 10, 2022O'Helliplans
Jan 17, 2022Favourite Person-Adjacent Demon Thing
Jan 24, 2022A Third Thing
Jan 31, 2022Soul Searching
Feb 07, 2022The Wrong Focus
Feb 14, 2022Work Place Skeleton Face
Feb 21, 2022Good at Being a Face
Feb 28, 2022Object Permanence
Mar 07, 2022The Shape of a Name
Mar 14, 2022The Good Motor Oil
Mar 21, 2022Jazz Hands!
Mar 28, 2022The Perfect Unsaid Plan
Apr 04, 2022One of THOSE Jobs
Apr 11, 2022Voluntold
Apr 18, 2022Probably Not the Worst Job
Apr 25, 2022Correct Cowards
May 02, 2022The Client Yeeting Department
May 09, 2022Cerberus
May 16, 2022Back Soup
May 23, 2022Don't Suggest It
May 30, 2022My Hero's Broken Body
Jun 06, 2022All Jobs Involve Cerberus Pee
Jun 13, 2022The Most Productive
Jun 20, 2022Totally Under Control
Jun 27, 2022The Secret Technique
Jul 04, 2022Not A Good Time
Jul 11, 2022Never (Immediately) Forget
Jul 18, 2022Exhausted
Jul 25, 2022Antifreeze Vibrations
Aug 01, 2022Butt-based Stealth
Aug 08, 2022The Boot-lickening
Aug 15, 2022Excellent Taste
Aug 22, 2022Pretend Motivation
Aug 29, 2022Schadenfreude
Sep 05, 2022Wrong for the Job
Sep 12, 2022Not an Angel Drill
Sep 19, 2022The Angel of Face Melting
Sep 26, 2022Don't Look at the Sun... er, Angels
Oct 03, 2022The Running of the Skeletons
Oct 10, 2022The Only One Allowed to Puke
Oct 17, 2022Happy?
Oct 24, 2022Cheers!
Oct 31, 2022Santa Sez
Nov 07, 2022Punishment Drink?
Nov 14, 2022What Drinking is About
Nov 21, 2022One For Everybody
Nov 28, 2022Solidarity
Dec 05, 2022Christmas Party Benefits
Dec 12, 2022Sheila's Sign Language
Dec 19, 2022Spiritual Quest
Dec 26, 2022A Skeleton Lover or a Skeleton Fighter?
2023
Jan 02, 2023Iterative Toasts
Jan 09, 2023Evolution of Dance?
Jan 16, 2023Diance Party
Jan 23, 2023Topics of Conversation
Jan 30, 2023Anti-Gravity Spiders
Feb 06, 2023Spirit-ual Journey
Feb 13, 2023Bridget, Bar Fight Champion of Hell
Feb 20, 2023The Old Femur Harmonica Song and Dance
Feb 27, 2023How Many is Too Many?
Mar 06, 2023What's Your Move?
Mar 13, 2023What to Do With an Eternity?
Mar 20, 2023A More Interesting Topic
Mar 27, 2023Even and Sticky
Apr 03, 2023Sobering Sponge
Apr 10, 2023Keep Dancing Until Santa Replaces Your Blood
Apr 17, 2023Hard to Get
Apr 25, 2023Against Helen's Love
May 01, 2023Chaotic Helen Noises
May 08, 2023Cartoon Brawling Dust Cloud
May 15, 2023Drunk Santa vs. Ceiling Skeleton
May 22, 2023The Most Christmas Party
May 29, 2023The Bill
Jun 05, 2023Ladies Man Doug
Jun 12, 2023Time Keeps on Ticking
Jun 19, 2023Spiralling Wildly
Jun 26, 2023Running for the Beelzebus
Jul 03, 2023Next Bus?
Jul 10, 2023Universal Job Badness
Jul 17, 2023Hell Transit, Inc.
Jul 24, 2023Bat-Steve
Jul 31, 2023Helen the Cat
Aug 07, 2023You Forgot Something
Aug 14, 2023The Bus Waits for No Demon
Aug 21, 2023Hindsight
Aug 28, 2023The Worst Morning
Sep 04, 2023Floor People
Sep 11, 2023What IS New?
Sep 18, 2023Office Raccoons
Sep 25, 2023The Bee Tooth Rule
Oct 02, 2023The Infinity of Helens
Oct 09, 2023Dougfinity
Oct 16, 2023Ray's Stay Awake Juice TM
Oct 23, 2023The Sixth Dimension
Oct 30, 2023Huffing Misery
Nov 06, 2023But First, Cerberus
Nov 13, 2023The Empty Cubicle
Nov 20, 2023The Judgement is Mandatory
Nov 27, 2023Here There Be Monsters
Dec 04, 2023Doris Noticed
Dec 11, 2023Important Shame Plans
Dec 18, 2023Interdimensional Council of Helens
Dec 25, 2023Brain Wizard
Jan 01, 2024Failure Chicken
2024
Jan 01, 2024Failure Chicken
Jan 08, 2024Making a Lot of Sense
Jan 15, 2024Hold Madness
Jan 22, 2024The Zen of Failure
Jan 29, 2024Organ Liquefier
Feb 05, 2024Workronomicon
Feb 12, 2024Delusions of Upward Mobility
Feb 19, 2024Regrettable Pluck
Feb 26, 2024Chains of Bureaucracy
Mar 04, 2024Office Cult-ure
Mar 11, 2024Bridget Smash... Hand Bones
Mar 18, 2024Helen: Judgement Day
Mar 25, 2024Thank You For Your Patience
Apr 01, 2024Vital Science
Apr 08, 2024Vital Liquid Science?
Apr 15, 2024Guess Who
Apr 22, 2024Failure Chickens Feel No Shame
Apr 29, 2024ACTIIING!
May 06, 2024Maximum Shame
May 13, 2024Psychic Memo
May 20, 2024Chant Harder!
May 27, 2024Very Successful
Jun 03, 2024Meanwhile, Madness
Jun 09, 2024Who Doesn't Have to Take This?
Jun 17, 2024The Filing Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Jun 24, 2024Fun Vampire
Jul 01, 2024Very Observant
Jul 08, 2024Hiring Judgement
Jul 14, 2024Keeping Janitorial Busy
Jul 22, 2024I'm Very Good
Jul 29, 2024The Right Motivation
Aug 05, 2024Never Take Me Alive!
Aug 12, 2024Phone Tag, the Most Dangerous Game
Aug 19, 2024Tomorrow, Yesterday
Aug 26, 2024So Many Sheilas
Sep 02, 2024Theatre Kid Help
Sep 09, 2024Games... on the Computer!
Sep 16, 2024Slacking Champs
Sep 23, 2024Get Into It
Sep 30, 2024Nope, Don't Care
Oct 07, 2024Helpful Directions
Oct 14, 2024Brainstorming for Evil
Oct 21, 2024Embarrassing
Oct 28, 2024Reasonable Timeline
Nov 04, 2024Speculate Wildly
Nov 11, 2024Pop Flys and Pop-Ups
Nov 18, 2024The Fighting Rays
Nov 25, 2024What's in a Name?
Dec 02, 2024Visual Learner